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Penni Jones

What pretentious hipster food are you?


What pretentious dish is lurking in your soul? Find out here!

Select the food assigned to your birth month-

January: Julienned

February: Tempura-battered

March: Truffle-infused

April: Curried

May: Twice-baked

June: Capicola-wrapped

July: Locally-sourced

August: Artisanal

September: Moroccan-spiced

October: Pureed

November: Cocoa-crusted

December: Braised

Next find the date of your birth-

1. Pancetta

2. Gouda

3. Brussels sprout(s)

4. Asparagus

5. Duck confit

6. Goat cheese

7. Lentils

8. Scallop(s)

9. Filet

10. Parsnip(s)

11. Short rib(s)

12. Hearts of palm

13. Daikon radish

14. Bone marrow

15. Quail egg

16. Calamari

17. Camembert

18. Kale

19. Orecchiette

20. Pork belly

21. Brioche

22. Chorizo

23. Fennel

24. Lobster

25. Tuna

26. Plantain(s)

27. Parsnip(s)

28. Duck bacon

29. Soft-shell crab

30. Lamb

31. Brie

And the first letter of your first name-

A: With raspberry coulis

B: Drizzled with Nutella

C: With crème fraiche

D: Au Gratin

E: A l’orange

F: Carbonara

G: With hollandaise

H: With root vegetable remoulade

I: Pops

J: Flatbread

K: With roasted shallots

L: Ravioli

M: With balsamic reduction drizzle

N: On a bed of micro greens

O: With garlic aioli

P: Soufflé

Q: Sliders

R: Waffles

S: Skewers

T: Croquettes

U: Crepes

V: Meatballs

W: Quiche

X: Crostini

Y: Tart

Z: Tacos

I'm a Moroccan-spiced duck confit soufflé. Now that I know, I can fix all of my problems.

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